“The Rug” - (wore a horrible toupee) turned around and grabbed a FAs breast in the cockpit. Said he didn’t see her standing there. Failed so many checkrides, Flight Safety called in the feds... they pulled his license in the sim before he ever advanced the throttles for takeoff.

“Nature Boy” - also known as the “juicer”. Ex Delta fruitcake from SLC who walked into the TEB Hilton breakfast wearing a speedo and flip flops. Vegan/holistic medicine man, only drank carrot and tomato juice. Tried to land at the wrong airport twice... forced to retire.


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