Just a friendly reminder that even if you're not on Facebook, your wife may be. And if she is, her pages are covered with pictures of you.

And if your wife is on Facebook, she's probably a member of the pilot wives club. Maybe even the United pilot's wives club.

And if you and her are going through a rough spot, she may be turning to her sisters for massively candid advice regarding every last detail of your extramarital affair. And your peers wives are sharing the drama with your coworkers. Who have this thought of "I hope I don't know who this poor sap is..." as the screen is held up for them and my goodness, it's good old _________!!!

Crap!

So you think she doesn't know. But she does. And so do a whole lot of your peers.

Y'all be careful now, ya hear?