Originally Posted by
SonicFlyer
First mistake is letting your wife on the Internet to begin with

No, first mistake is getting married. In this day and age there’s no purpose for it. Second mistake is getting on FB and prostituting yourself with your real name and pics as if you matter. Stay off that crap. Also stay single so you can do what you want, when you want and you’ll never have to answer to anyone. Not too mention you’ll have a **** ton more money. The idea of having some cackling wife having any control over my life makes me nauseous. Standing by for all the trapped saps to tell me how great their wives are how awesome married life is.