I’ve been married. So not one of your weirdos. On the flip side of your observation almost (key word) every guy I’ve met that’s married is f’ing miserable. Nothing worse than listening to some married guy talk about how he has to get permission to buy something or run it by his wife or anything similar makes me shake my head. Then when you listen to the divorce stories they are even worse. So I cringe when the saps come out of the wood work to try and convince themselves by trying to convince others that married life is awesome.