Hmmm... strictly dollars and sense (and cents maybe.)

Given the average number of times married couples have sex and the odds of a divorce, over the course of one's aviation career, isn't it cheaper to pay your favorite pornstar at your leisure than paying alimony and losing half of your multimillion dollar retirement?

Just spitballing here, but added bonus being no nagging, no begging, no fake headaches, no ballbusters unless that's your thing, you can change your favorite pornstar anytime you feel like it, no one telling you you can't buy that car/plane/boat/gun/toy you've always wanted, no social media scandals, the list just goes on and on.

All the fun you can handle at arguably less than half of the price.

And yes, I failed Hogan.