Low key, if you are a pilot and you aren’t getting leered at in Texas outstations, you are doing something wrong. The bar is really really low in places like ABI and TYR.

Anyway, I wish I could post about my hotel horror stories, all the worst ones w/ the exception of HI Bedford are hit by my base/eq on overnights, but since I do detailed crew cares they’d be able to dox me...