Originally Posted by
MAGNUM!!
As an aside, how do you get a C-130 pilot into the cockpit? Grease his hips, put a twinkie on the dash, and get the F outta the way!!
Magnum, magnum, magnum...I will concede that there are no C-130 pilots who sing gay songs in unison with other men, C-130 pilots don't tailor their flightsuits (or change into a clean one on friday night), their call signs usually have something to do with something they did or the way they act, not because it rhymes with their last name or makes a cute phrase like "stormy weather" or "green bean," and they most definitely would not allow anyone to grease their hips. I will not however, allow you to besmirch the finest aviators in the world with stupid jokes. The correct joke is "How do you get a female C-5 pilot into the cockpit?" Get with the program.