Cashcow,
I'm over 60 and your post does not offend me in the least. I enjoyed it completely, but do take exception to your statement # 4, as I too use a Commodore 64 computer on the road, but have promised myself to upgrade it as soon as they make a computer that's under 20 pounds, that folds like a book, with a large viewing screen, and doesn't distort my porno movies.
Seriously cute post. Thanks.
JJ
And for Geoffrey, because you're in management "and I will be out there flying again very soon", I'd suggest that you not "fly rings around most guys and gals 1/2 my age", because out here on The Line, we need to go in a relatively straight line to get our product to market. Just a suggestion, along with this one: get a sense of humor for crying out loud.