You could always become a KoolAid guzzling, management friendly, Envoy cheer leader and make cheesy YouTube videos, but I think that job is taken and has its own thread.

Then there is the KoolAid guzzling, management friendly, Envoy cheer leader that fills APC with his own version of rainbows and unicorns. Not sure how he is compensated though, and I think there is only room for one of those as well.