Originally Posted by itsmytime

I went through Air Force basic with a guy who’s last name was “Hands” we always joked about if he had only joined the navy instead.

Originally Posted by Flying Spike

Knew a guy in the Australian Navy, Seaman Steynes!

Originally Posted by Packrat

I worked with a guy named Bob C@ck. He was a seaman at one time...Seaman C@ck. When he got married his wife obviously didn't want to be Mrs. C@ck, so he changed his name.

I asked him what his new name was. "Its King," he said.

"You want to be known as King C@ck?"

"No. Bob King."

"Oh, OK."

That is a true story.