Originally Posted by
flightbag
If I worked for United I'd stay drunk all the time too.
One of those corporate or non sched guys who brags about how he “turned down” multiple offers from the “majors” because he’s just to skilled of a pilot to fly for those idiots.
“And then I told the chief pilot at Delta to KMA I ain’t flying for you worthless automation dependent SOBs! He was begging me to come to work for them. That was after I shot down UAL, AAL, UPS, SWA and FedEx!”
I’ve heard that convo more than once sitting on the flight deck of a raunchy old DC-8 or in an FBO waiting for the boss.
