Quick cheat sheet for ya:

Q: What is a first officer's most important responsibility?
A: During taxi-in on the last leg of the day, call the hotel van and make sure it's on its way.

Q: Why is the crash axe located behind the FO seat?
A: So that in the event of smoke and fire, you can grab it, whack the captain upside the head, and steal his/her smoke hood.

Q: What two things in the cabin must you never, ever touch?
A: The flight attendants.

Q: In order to upgrade to SLC CA or sim instructor, what sacred rite must you go through?
A: The ceremonial shaving and polishing of your head. (C'mon folks, you know it's true. At least it seems that way.)

Q: Is it appropriate to wear the uniform hat as an FO?
A: Don't make me come over there.