Shaft,

Lebron must be high at the moment because he's killing it for me. My wife thinks we cut the cable, stopped college savings, 401k contributions, ate mac and cheese, and essentially stopped spending money altogether because we were trying to save our Morris Justine, two Porsches, and our $5000/mo mortgage. If she finds out I took a 48% pay cut, lost my pension, had my benefits and work rules gutted, lost 10+ years of seniority, she'll divorce me.

Clearly, LeBron is not a student of the last decade.