Originally Posted by
Dave Fitzgerald
No. The 787, under the dash, has a couple of transformers with rare earth elements that create a magnetic field that promotes circulation in the lower extremities.
Worn in combination with the Aluminum foil hats will also keep blood pressure down, and lower cholesterol.
(BTW, the 787 has longer flights, so actually makes the problem worse. Good on ya for sarcasm!!

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This is just pure gold! A completely sarcastic post, that was edited only after realizing that they were responding to yet another (unbeknownst at the time) sarcastic post! Excellent!