That attitude alone probably got you the job. Only an airline pilot would go to Office Max, get the typewriter, pick up a USA Today newspaper that was laying on the counter, go outside and plug the typewriter into an external electrical plug on the outside of the building, type the application, read the paper, cut out the coupon for the discount at McDonalds, return the typewriter and the paper (for the next pilot), Go to FedEx and request the discount saying that he works for American or United or whom ever has the biggest discount, and then send it in. You are my hero!