I've numbered them to ease of use:
1. Wealth Distribution (Meaning SOCIALISM [so scary])
2. 16 year old hurt my feelings/made me clutch my pearls
3. Russia/China Conspiracy
4. Something Something… Al Gore
5. Science isn't real
6. Trust the Russian government propaganda more than science
7. Unproven Nuclear theories
8. Dey Gunna Take our Planez!!1!1 (gunz)
9. Active Cognitive Dissonance
10. LIBURALZ!!
11. Too much consensus is bad because, reasons
12. Cow farts
13. No, YOU'RE a Flat Earther!!
14. But it's cold outside...
15. But the dinosaurs....
And here is #1
Remember kids, when someone implies (*SOCIALISM*), they automatically win the argument, regardless of facts!
(boogie boogie)
((kill a commie for mommy))