Originally Posted by IHateYou

Yup.

Then go get married Again because this woman is unlike any other. Buy house, boat and car you surely can’t afford. Put all your 401k into a some crappy stock. Start some stupid business and pass out endless business cards. Find Jesus but get a GF behind wife’s back in Panama. Buy some property there too. Kiss the CPO’s ass so you can get out of trouble when you need. Send pizza’s to the schedulers so you can skip contract rules and get better trips or out of a trips altogether. Don’t pay any income tax as that’s illegal and the government can’t do anything to you. Etc., etc. am I missing anything you geniuses preach constantly?