What exactly does EAP do during a Carona virus outbreak? They're probably all tele-commuting from home answering those hotlines. They be like chillin in their boxer shorts and slippers answering those phones around the clock.
i feel so much safer now knowing the EAP is on the case. Maybe after they watch some Dr. Marcus Welby re-runs and sleep at a holiday inn express a few nights they'll be primed and ready to protect all of UAL's front line employees.
I wonder if those hotlines are gonna buzz off the hook all night long.