Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser

LOL, Malort! That’s some expert level drinking right there. This bar in Chicago I used to frequent had all the slogans for Malort up on a wall. I had to go look them up. I had no idea it was sold door-to-door as medicinal alcohol during Prohibition.

Actual company branded slogans:

• Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
• Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
• Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
• Malort, the Champagne of pain.
• Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
• Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
• Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
• Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.