Originally Posted by
Thor
I second the girlfriend half your age and a sports car. A sailboat seems like a good option, but depending where you live you can only use it about half the year which forces you to miss out on 6 months of frustration. A girlfriend half your age can make you miserable year round.
...unless you can leave said girlfriend on the sailboat for the half the year it isn’t in use! For this to work it helps to have a boat hand who is 1/3 your age who’ll take both off your hands to warmer climates for the off season.