Seeing what the physique of most middle age and older guys in America is, makes it almost comical that so many of them have these delusions of grandeur that a woman half their age will somehow be interested in them, and just fall in their lap and actually want to give them the time of day. Unless of course they are absolutely loaded, and in a very visible way with Benjamins literally falling out of their pockets!

But it wouldn't be APC if they thought differently of course!