Most pilots are so used to rejection and abuse that subtle inuendo has become ineffective. The old pickup lines no longer work. Creativity is the order of the day. For example, if you were to see a pilot at a food store or just buying something to eat, you may want to make the connection with something like this: "Excuse me Mr pilot, if it's true what they say and you are what you eat, you could be me by morning". Now pilots are stupid by nature, so understand that only about 30 percent will get your creativity. The other 70 percent you probably don't want anyway as they are just out shopping for day old closeout items and looking for free newspapers and the like. Remember, think creative and you will get your pilot!
Last edited by calcapt; 04-26-2006 at 07:18 PM.