Originally Posted by
gloopy
It will be awesome watching the false entitlement of empty rows for super saver fares result in howls of teeth gnashing, twitter finger activating dissapointment, time and time again. That nonsense existed before all this in record profits, and now even some congresscreeps with massive dellusions of grandeur (even massiver than usual LOL!) are attempting to secure this new fake right for the poople. Vote for me and get more room on flights, guaranteed!
It's worse than that. I've already seen TV ads by ambulance chasers soliciting cases for negligent ChinaFlu transmission.
Did your airline negligently expose you to WuFlu? Did you get COVID from going grocery shopping EVERY DAY? What about your 2x daily trips to the big orange box? Call 1-800-EFF-THEM, we have attorneys standing by nights and weekends.
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?