Spike, how did you crack the code? Brilliant, nothing wrong with EK just a concerted effort on the part of the FOs to prevent you from coming by discouraging other applicants and spreading falsehoods about the airline, Dubai and the middle east.
Get on over here. You and Typhoon'll be able to play golf and enjoy those tax free bucks every day from now until retirement.
If you're the guy with all the kids, don't worry about that. Management take all those kinds of things into account and will make sure you're looked after.