As a former union officer, you'd be amazed at the stupid things some pilots do. I've had to sit in on several "meetings", lets just say I was amazed. Granted, some were railroad job attempts by the company to punish union guys, but a few were legit.

Example:

One Capt. would try to avoid flying into clouds because he didn't want to hit any angels. (totally serious)

Who wouldn't become a d!ck after a day of hearing sh!t like this?