They emailed me the next day with the "thanks, but no thanks" email.
I guess I am crazy. With another airline (my #1 choice), I passed two pscyhological assessments and a one-on-one interview with a psychologist.
I have no idea what I did on the UAL test in order for them to not invite me for an interview. The letter told me that I would have to wait 24 months in order to reapply.
-Fatty