I’ll take the guy who isn’t referred to as Individual 1 in a federal indictment to pay off a porn star. I’ll take the guy who’s campaign manager, deputy campaign manager, national security advisor, foreign affairs advisor, and political advisor weren’t convicted of felonies. I’ll take the guy who isn’t afraid to release his taxes because he’s afraid of fraud or worse being exposed. I’ll take the guy who didn’t blackmail a foreign country by withholding congressionally appropriated funds to get dirt on his political opponent. I’ll take the guy who isn’t relying on an Office of Legal Council memo that states a sitting president cannot be indicted while in office from being indicted while in office. I’ll take the guy who didn’t say that Covid cases will soon be down to zero and then so bungled the response to the crisis that the livelihoods of everyone in our industry and the health of everyone in the country are threatened.

The buffoonery. The douchbaggery. The dip****tery. The criminality of our current president is an embarrassment.