You see a speed bump and try to rotate.

You turn your car off and mumble the shutdown check in .5 seconds.

100% of the directions you get from people **** you off (I'm serious. After dealing with ATC you just can't get good f'ing directions)

You know which hotels you like and don't like because of the shampoo they use. Hilton's suck

You have three different hotel names on towels in your house

You drive a crappy car because you quit caring after driving a multi-million dollar jet.

Your friends/family and you are going on a trip for a few days and everyone's astonished you brought a 22" bag while they have 3 bags a piece.

You try not to tell people what you do because you don't want to have to answer the same crap over and over to the point where you're putting on such a fake smile that it's only rivaled by Hilary Clinton.

Someone ask how much further the drive is and you give an exact answer to the decimal by looking at the mile marker and the E6B that's on your watch.