You watch the weather channel for fun and your family/friends give you a hard time about it.

You keep cheese crackers, biscoff cookies, and 'party peanuts' in your glovebox.

You refer to riding in the back seat of a car as 'deadheading'.

You refer to riding in the front pax seat of a car as 'jumpseating'.

Your rules for 'shotgun' include a commuter clause.

You can light fires by reflecting light off of your big watch.

You play the 'runway light' game in your car, hitting all the center line road reflectors you can in a row.

You get pulled over for playing said reflector game and have the same sinking feeling as when fed's ride in your jumpseat.

You keep track of your car's deferrals and accurately placard any inop equipment.

And finally... You know you're an airline pilot when.... you are poor, complain all the time, but still love your job!