The egg heads now say you need ear protection from covid.

and goggles.

and mask.

masks alone? No. But the trifecta? Hell yes.

I am all excited to now leave my earbuds in all the time.

and walk all over the airport with my head in a gentle bop.

And walk up to the gate agent behind the non bullet proof plexiglas and scream “what? WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU? WHAT?! Take them off?!? OMG ARE YOU CRAZY!? HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED TODAY NOT WEARING EARBUDS!!?”

I’m going to beat and whip this virus with my Beats.



but the one thing I will have to stop doing is sharing one of my earbuds with my captain in flight or on the van. I mean it’s nice to share the same song but in this age of covid I think that’s a no no.