“if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If it turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain.”

seriously, everyone stop stressing for 22 minutes about furloughs/pandemic/fires, stop scrolling through APC and FB, and watch an episode of the Simpsons, maybe either this obesity one or the monorail episode. If you don’t like Simpsons, watch another show. It’s healthy! Or so I’ve been told. Definitely seems healthier than stressing out 12 hours a day.