Originally Posted by Duffman

You're not supposed to turn them on until FL 240 to avoid suspicion. They turn frogs gay, which by a 4th-order effect in a highly elaborate Deep State plan, will let the government take our rights away for a new world order where the World Supreme Being and Overlord gets rich, or something. There's also lizard people and aliens in there somewhere. Don't bang the aliens or they'll leave ghosts in your blood that give you ED. So quit feeling sorry for your grandpa, he knows what he did. Did I hit all of the not-so-fringe-anymore conspiracy high notes?