Hey, maybe we could draft Boobie Lightpurple to lead us through the next contract. He's a self admitted expert on all things union and he's not mired down by trivial things like membership. I wonder how much it would cost to get him well with his dues, $15K, $20K, $25K? Since he is unable or unwilling to part with any of his stash, we could have a fund raiser to cover for him. Anybody know how to bake cookies? I for one say DRAFT BOOBIE NOW!!! (BTW, does he wear a mustache? No worries, he can grow one later)