Originally Posted by
captive apple
The Onion: “United breathes life in to competitor “
“This week United announced they will turn one of their regional airlines into a direct competitor. When asked for a statement United stated, “We have always been and will always be CLE-Friendly” and then proceeded to hum Rhapsody in Blue into the microphone for 15 minutes.”
LOL. That's not quite how it works. It would have been more like AA and Midway in RDU in the past if I had my way.