PRO TIPS:

for airline pilots who are concerned about climate change.

1. Quit your job...that will show ‘em.

2. ...or instead of quitting your job, plant a tree in your yard for ever leg you fly.

3. Donate some of your salary to Nigeria to help end environmental racism.

4. If you can not spare some of your salary because of your Miata payment, at cruise talk to the other pilot how they are being racist by contributing to environmental racism, and convince them to quit.

5. Ride your bike or drive a Prius to the nearest beach and start a “Save the Whales protest” if no one is joining you, start looting businesses and ask other people to join your peaceful protest.

6. Pledge to never buy new clothes or uniforms again...They are very harmful to the environment.

7. Next time you are doing a quick turn and need to grab some Chinese food to go, don’t take a plastic fork and knife. It is not recommended to bring your own fork either as washing it wastes too much water. Instead eat your General Tso chicken and rice with your hands...that is what they are for anyways.