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Try investing in distilled spirits and ammunition. I have a few cases of .223/5.56, 9mm and 45 ACP purchased pre COVID. The ROI has been fantastic, but it’s unlikely I’ll sell. My next favorite investment has been distilled spirits. I prefer brown vs clear. My best was a $59.99 bottle of Old Rip Van Winkle. In the last 3 years its up over 1000%, so on par with TSLA. The other Buffalo Trace bottles have also done well. The Hibiki and Yamazaki bottles are performing well, although two bottles were “called away” after collecting a few months worth of Cuban cigar “option premium”.

My expertise is very limited with the clear stuff, so any vodka, gin or tequila peeps feel free to chime in.

I’ve put a small amount into silver recently based on the above average Silver:Gold ratio. It’s part of a longer term strategy to accumulate a minor stake in precious metals. I’m metal agnostic, just looking to acquire some for fun. Anyone have experience trading the ratio?