Originally Posted by
Margaritaville
They'll follow the usual airline industry play book.
1. Declare bankruptcy
2. Hire hatchet man CEO
3. Slash and burn - decimate headcount and CBAs
4. Acquire/merge with a solvent carrier
5. Slash and burn - decimate headcount and CBAs again
6. cherry pick the worst parts of both CBAs (accuse the union of doing the opposite)
7. Consummate merger - new CEO
8. Sing kumbaya, preach about synergy, call for unity
9. Hire right up to the next furlough
10. Repeat cycle
It would be funnier if it wasn't so true.