Originally Posted by Tankerhead

To not come to work. To not have to lay eyes or ears on a flight attendant, a TSA smurf, a flag tie, or smell vomit or feces or air freshener wafting out of the lav or your seat cushion, to not have to watch and feel your captain treat every braking event like an RTO in Key West, to not have to hear the phrase “it’s just allergies” or “good jet”, to not have to smell wet socks and wonder if you’re being poisoned, no simulators, no VPTs, no farts, no body odors, no airport food, man the list goes on literally forever.=12pt