OMG, you guys are killing me! I saw the link and thought, "ah crap, here we go..." well played! That was hilarious!
I shouldn't admit this, but my wife got one a couple years ago. I just push it back with my heels. I can't bring myself to use it. That's a bridge too far. I can still look myself in the mirror when I shave. That ability could be shaken should I have my knees by my ears while wincing and pushing mud.
And on that note it's Thursday!
https://www.coffeeandpretzels.com/th...thursdays.html