Figured it's been a long time since there was a halfway-humorous thread on APC (whatever happened to 'Tool of the Day'?) So thought I'd start one. Weird Crew Van Ride of the day comes courtesy of an FA for a legacy carrier who shall of course remain unnamed. To quote this individual directly (and I assure you, this person was absolutely serious):

"Did you hear? The US is going to annex Canada any day now. Not many people know about it."

Followed two minutes later by

"Did you know the US government is bankrupt and that they're going to take away all our paper money? It's all going to be digital. They started working on this when Nixon was President but it's all going to happen next month. But you only get a dollar of digital money for every ten dollars of real money you have. It's not going to be the dollar anymore, either, it's going to be a new currency controlled by the UN."

And a minute after that by

"Biden isn't really President. Trump is still the President, he's just running everything from Mar-a-Lago."

(I really, really, really wish I was kidding, or that this individual was kidding, but I'm not. This transpired yesterday on the van.)

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