Originally Posted by
jaxsurf
Fact or not, it is an incredibly tool-ish thing to say.
Also, I’m pretty sure he wasn’t serious, unlike this lady.
No! I’m totally serious!!!
I am a legend. At least that’s what I keep telling people.
My skills and humility know no bounds!
But I really don’t understand why attractive women at the grocery store are not interested in my stories about flying.
Or why so many of them have gotten a restraining order. Maybe it’s because they are so attracted to me they know they may ruin their marriage just by the sight of me in my uniform and hat.
It’s hard being so awesome and handsome!
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