350 - If you want to be the king, climb the hill and knock me off
330/765 - too cultured for ULH destinations, should be pay banded to the 350, since they are within 15 pax anyway.
7ER - The ER trips should be 330 pay, We don't acknowledge the existence of the 321 because it can't do a vertical afterburner takeoff like the F-757.
737 - this plane is horrible, we deserve every penny of additional pay. Wait, wut,? half the planes are already in the same band? (321 /-900) When can I AE out of this antique?
320 - The $$ would be nice for a couple years until the 319/320 retires, but banding will crush my seniority once all those 737 pilots dogpile on top of the list.
220 - We have airline jobs. Who cares about banding, every. single. bid. is. a. raise..

777/M88 - RIP, may your pilots find peace and happiness flying in French...