Found these rules for our "Old Guys" on-line-

NEW RULES FOR PILOTS OVER AGE SIXTY
The recent change that allows airline pilots to continue flying past age 60 has generated some interesting discussion. The following rules for 'older ' pilots were recently proposed at several major airlines:

1. All pants must fit and not be up in your armpits.
2. You must walk without shuffling your feet.
3. No Depends on the flight deck.
4. When using a toothpick, you must leave your teeth in your mouth.
5. If you need more than tri-focals, you are DONE! (period!)
6. No pictures of great-great-grandchildren.
7. Anytime you call the other guy "Sonny", he can hit you.
8. Never, ever mention AARP.
9. When in a restaurant with your crew, don't request the senior discount.
10. When checking into the overnight hotel, don't ask if the exercise room has shuffleboard.
and finally:
11. No more messing with flight attendants! (You could have afforded to retire at 60 if you hadn't done that earlier).

Anybody have any additional rules?