Holy Smokes, Diver, what happened to the picture of your pocket protector?? There is, in place of it, a big red sign saying you are a bandwidth thief!

As I understand it, pax pilots wear a wedding ring and watch. Cargo pilots have nipple rings. During the interview, the presence or absence of this piece of jewelry is the tie breaker in two equally qualified candidates.

So, Diver Driver, what cargo outfit flies a CRJ?