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Old 05-14-2021 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BattMartle
And this is how ThKooj came into the world!
Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.