Originally Posted by ClappedOut145

Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.