Originally Posted by acs020

I thought you might like this xjsaab, it was on the merger threads. Posted by capncruch.

"I will give you flight attendants. NWAs are the worst.

If you want to know which base an NWA flight attendant is from, you have to give her the Hula Hoop test:

A) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her hair, she is based in Memphis.

B) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her mid section, she is based in Minneapolis.

c) If the hula Hoop cannot fit over her ankles, she is based in Seattle."

another guy said that if the hula hoop can not fit over her ak-47 she is based in DTW!