Trying to jumpseat out of some place in Nebraska from the weekend. Was running late and was at the counter doing the patient wait for the agent to recognise you routine. There was already a jumpseater on the flight and the agent was having a hard time finding my company in the computer.
Long story short, told me to call the 800 number to list, as she didn't know how to find our company. I made comment that do this regularly so i know we have an agreement with said airline.

Next, what happened will never leave my memory.... some TSA jerk was hovering behind the seats to my rear and then approached me and told me that i was a security risk and he had to "re-screen" me. Nearly karate chopped him in the head as i was in full uniform (leather jacket however). I complained and then he informed me i fit the bill for a security risk and had to go with him (or else).

Think it was lincoln nebraska. Never want to go back.