It was fortunately oh dark thirty and I had my mask on (van rules) so I think my expression of incredulity was safely hidden.

It gets weirder with this one CA, a lot weirder, but if I post those stories, 1) nobody who doesn't work at my base/shop will believe me (I wouldn't, if I read it on here), and 2) everyone who does work at my shop/base will know exactly who I'm talking about, so I think in this case discretion is advised. The crypto craze seems to be widespread enough that I'm not really providing enough information to suggest a particular individual...