Since this is a dumb thread in general, I'll play but in a different way.
My airline:
-reroutes you off of bid 30 hour layovers and rarely does it pay you more.
- takes our downtown layover language is often too literally resulting in layovers in bad areas.
- Do you remember what it was like when the internet started? We do. Meet our crew "website."
- assumes that you'll take an extension and too many people will to "help out the company."
- often solicits volunteers to do the job of people they should be paying
- schedules you for a 8:50, 4 leg day and is SHOCKED when it doesn't work out.